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Jul 27, 2026

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Jul 27, 2026

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Jul 27, 2026

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Jul 27, 2026

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Jul 27, 2026

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Jul 27, 2026

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Jul 27, 2026

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Jul 27, 2026

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Jul 27, 2026

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Jul 27, 2026

Once you reach a certain age

Jul 27, 2026

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Jul 27, 2026

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Jul 27, 2026

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Jul 27, 2026

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Jul 27, 2026

The Button: Season 4 Full Recap Before we jump in, I just want to say thank you to every single person who came along and played a very silly button clicking game. Special thanks to @Zedstrian@sopuli.xyz for helping me with early testing too! If there’s any other stats you want to see, please let me know in the comments! Theme: Fishing / The Harbour Harbour opened: 11 July 2026, 19:39 UTC Button went live: 24 July 2026, 19:00 UTC Season ended: 27 July 2026, 07:42:09 UTC Button-game length: 60 hours, 42 minutes Registered players: 158 across 42 instances Winner: 🦀 Crab Crew (Red) with 49.7% of all timer control How Season 4 actually ended Not on a quiet timer. Season 4 was killed on purpose, in 81 seconds. At 07:40:47 a Leviathan slipped back into the deep, the fourth escape in a row, and battered the button for another 100 health. That was the last of it. One second later the fifth Corrupted Heart of the season fired: two hours on the doom clock, a cleansing price of 600 health worth of fish, and the rule everyone had learned the hard way, that every press of the button steals 30 seconds off the clock and drags the port closer to the end. Seven players took that as an invitation. Between 07:40:48 and 07:42:10, they threw 242 presses into the dark. 241 of them were banked bonus presses, hoarded over days of faction press drops and monster kills and finally spent all at once. Two hours of doom clock burned away in a minute and twenty-one seconds. Player Faction Presses in the last 81 seconds @suborange@lemmy.world Crab Crew 133 @squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi Crab Crew 33 @deebster@infosec.pub Crab Crew 27 @terrance@lemmy.world Crab Crew 23 @micromot@piefed.social Puffer Pals 22 @dave@lemmy.nz Crab Crew 3 @bountygiver@lemmy.ml Squid Squad 1 suborange, mid-execution, in #main: “All of the sudden I decided to go vegan.” And then: “No more fishing for me!” The last press belonged to @micromot@piefed.social. The clock hit zero at 07:42:10. Faction standings Control is measured by how long each crew held the timer, not by press count. Red pressed the most and held the most, but the story is in the ratio. Rank Crew Control Time held Presses Members 🥇 🦀 Crab Crew (Red) 49.7% 30h 10m 4,409 34 🥈 🦑 Squid Squad (Blue) 17.4% 10h 34m 1,556 39 🥉 🐟 Guppy Gang (Green) 17.2% 10h 26m 2,062 30 4th 🐡 Puffer Pals (Purple) 15.7% 9h 32m 722 35 Presses per active presser: Red 147.0, Green 85.9, Blue 48.6, Purple 24.9. Blue had the biggest roster and the second-most control with the third-fewest presses per head, which is the most efficient conversion of the season. Red simply out-pressed everyone by a factor of three. Unspent presses at the buzzer, by crew: Red 4,957, Green 2,632, Blue 1,695, Purple 1,461. Across the whole port, 12,589 banked bonus presses were still sitting unused when the season ended, spread across 157 players. Red’s stockpile alone could have held the timer for another ten hours. Crew contributions elsewhere Crew Catches Weight Legendaries Harpoon strikes Damage dealt Tide healed Crab Crew 25,937 135.9 t 3,595 27,915 2,006,874 5,526 Guppy Gang 17,819 106.0 t 2,611 17,893 1,335,043 4,114 Puffer Pals 16,987 97.4 t 2,369 15,650 916,540 2,767 Squid Squad 12,411 63.0 t 976 13,624 757,700 2,849 Red won the Tide as well: the most button health restored of any crew. The Button Top 15 pressers # Player Crew Presses Of which bonus 1 @dave@lemmy.nz Crab Crew 419 141 2 @m_f@discuss.online Guppy Gang 379 0 3 @alfredolin@sopuli.xyz Guppy Gang 354 7 4 @deebster@infosec.pub Crab Crew 317 47 5 @macallan@lemmy.world Crab Crew 316 23 6 @demigodrick@lemmy.zip Guppy Gang 310 48 7 @tikiporch@lemmy.world Crab Crew 286 127 8 @suborange@lemmy.world Crab Crew 277 151 9 @patrickyaa@feddit.org Crab Crew 253 36 10 @gerudo@lemmy.zip Crab Crew 249 24 11 @cooperredarmydog@lemmy.ml Crab Crew 235 42 12 @w3dd1e@lemmy.zip Crab Crew 218 72 13 @firnin@feddit.org Crab Crew 210 2 14 @drworm@piefed.blahaj.zone Crab Crew 194 2 15 @owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca Guppy Gang 187 36 Button records First press of the season: @sebas@lemmy.zip, at 19:00:06 on 24 July. Six seconds after the button went live. Fastest reaction: @dmmacniel@feddit.org, 5 milliseconds after a reset. Closest save: @simpliston@programming.dev at 06:49:43 on 27 July, with 1.095 seconds left on the clock. Runner-up: @fleece@feddit.uk with 1.692 seconds, and again with 3.381 seconds. @w3dd1e@lemmy.zip pulled two saves under 2.4 seconds inside 41 minutes on the 26th. Last press: @micromot@piefed.social, timer at zero. Median press: with 886.9 seconds still on the clock, meaning the typical press was a comfortable one and the drama lived in the tails. When the port pressed Busiest hours (UTC): 21:00 (946 presses), 20:00 (844), 19:00 (780). Quietest: 09:00 (74). European evening was prime time, and the 04:00 and 06:00 spikes are the overnight rescue crew keeping the lights on. Fishing 73,154 catches. 402.3 tonnes of fish. 115 anglers. Rarity Catches Share Total weight Rare 23,259 31.8% 96.4 t Uncommon 21,454 29.3% 22.1 t Junk 14,580 19.9% 21.9 t Legendary 9,551 13.1% 260.8 t Common 4,310 5.9% 1.1 t 70,905 fish were sold. 2,249 were still in someone’s bucket at the end. Top 15 anglers # Player Crew Catches Weight Legendaries 1 @yetanotheruser@discuss.tchncs.de Puffer Pals 3,900 29.5 t 778 2 @sebas@lemmy.zip Puffer Pals 3,346 18.2 t 639 3 @alfredolin@sopuli.xyz Guppy Gang 3,194 23.0 t 681 4 @macallan@lemmy.world Crab Crew 3,065 17.4 t 530 5 @deebster@infosec.pub Crab Crew 2,766 14.3 t 560 6 @w3dd1e@lemmy.zip Crab Crew 2,178 12.0 t 328 7 @rajtinka@lemmy.world Guppy Gang 2,149 10.7 t 328 8 @tarball@lemmy.zip Crab Crew 2,096 12.0 t 478 9 @treasure@feddit.org Puffer Pals 2,088 14.6 t 232 10 @m_f@discuss.online Guppy Gang 2,051 14.0 t 322 11 @almost1337@lemmy.zip Guppy Gang 1,960 15.3 t 396 12 @dunstabzugshaubitze@feddit.org Guppy Gang 1,944 8.4 t 224 13 @bobtimus_prime@feddit.org Puffer Pals 1,806 8.6 t 308 14 @lnxtx@sopuli.xyz Squid Squad 1,756 8.8 t 79 15 @fleece@feddit.uk Guppy Gang 1,635 10.4 t 299 The big one 🦣 The Behemoth, 272.398 kg, landed by @firnin@feddit.org at 06:55 on the final morning. It stood as the season record for 47 minutes before the world ended. The top ten heaviest catches of the season were all Behemoths, running from 272.4 kg down to 249.3 kg. alfredolin and terrance both appear twice. Species records Every species record holder, by weight: Species Rarity Record weight Holder 🦣 The Behemoth Legendary 272.40 kg @firnin@feddit.org 🐳 The Whale Legendary 169.47 kg @yetanotheruser@discuss.tchncs.de 🧜 Wasteland Mermaid Legendary 66.24 kg @suborange@lemmy.world 🐊 Vault Croc Legendary 60.30 kg @macallan@lemmy.world 🚢 Ghost Galleon Legendary 32.01 kg @deebster@infosec.pub 🐬 Phantom Dolphin Rare 23.82 kg @yetanotheruser@discuss.tchncs.de 🦈 Rad-Shark Rare 19.28 kg @sebas@lemmy.zip 🦭 Rust Seal Rare 16.84 kg @garth@sh.itjust.works 🐙 Kraken Hatchling Legendary 14.89 kg @alfredolin@sopuli.xyz 🐢 Wasteland Turtle Rare 12.14 kg @squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi 🐟 Trench Anglerfish Legendary 10.95 kg @w3dd1e@lemmy.zip 🦦 Atomic Otter Rare 10.21 kg @svc@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 🐟 Irradiated Ray Rare 9.48 kg @spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 🐦‍⬛ The Corvid Legendary 9.00 kg @brgo@lemmy.nz 🐙 Sewer Octopus Rare 8.40 kg @tikiporch@lemmy.world 🦑 Glowing Squid Rare 6.20 kg @rajtinka@lemmy.world 🐟 Beacon Tuna Rare 5.99 kg @deebster@infosec.pub 🦞 Junk Lobster Uncommon 3.86 kg @patrickyaa@feddit.org 🪸 Moonshade Manta Rare 3.46 kg @m_f@discuss.online 🐠 Bog Carp Uncommon 3.08 kg @dave@lemmy.nz 🐟 Sewer Salmon Uncommon 2.74 kg @rajtinka@lemmy.world 🦀 Storm Crab Rare 2.74 kg @livligkinkajou@slrpnk.net 🐠 Sunfin Uncommon 2.32 kg @rajtinka@lemmy.world 🐍 Mutant Eel Uncommon 2.01 kg @bevsdad@lemmy.ca 🐍 Lighthouse Eel Uncommon 1.99 kg @scuddthestud@lemmy.world 🐡 Reef Pirate Rare 1.97 kg @pokeman@piefed.zip 🐠 Driftwood Pike Uncommon 1.74 kg @skankhunt42@lemmy.ca The Dex @snoopy@piefed.social was the first player in the harbour’s history to complete the Fishing Dex, at 04:09 on 25 July, roughly nine hours into the button game. 34 players eventually filled all 40 species. Another 9 finished on 39, one species short. The rarest thing in the game was not a fish. It was patience. Gold and the shop 476,701 gold passed through the shop. 79,591 gold was still in pockets at the end. Item Purchases Gold spent Buyers Harpoon upgrade 697 281,154 85 Council tithe 1,285 71,945 52 Faction press drop 548 61,565 53 Spinach 439 17,648 61 Quick reel 278 15,306 48 Bountiful tide 162 10,942 41 Summon sea monster 40 11,740 17 Banner message 143 4,567 23 Reveal next monster 41 1,134 24 Celebration 141 700 36 The single most expensive purchase of the season was a harpoon upgrade at 3,200 gold. Faction press drops by crew: Red 269, Green 141, Blue 77, Purple 61. This is the direct explanation for Red’s press dominance and for the 12,589 presses left unspent: Red bought so many drops that its quiet members ended the season sitting on 245 presses each without ever clicking anything. Richest at the buzzer # Player Crew Gold 1 @terrance@lemmy.world Crab Crew 12,063 2 @tarball@lemmy.zip Crab Crew 10,029 3 @deebster@infosec.pub Crab Crew 6,344 4 @svc@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz Guppy Gang 4,422 5 @fleece@feddit.uk Guppy Gang 4,274 6 @almost1337@lemmy.zip Guppy Gang 2,845 7 @gerudo@lemmy.zip Crab Crew 2,299 8 @pokeman@piefed.zip Crab Crew 2,268 9 @bobtimus_prime@feddit.org Puffer Pals 1,613 10 @freeman@feddit.org Squid Squad 1,594 Biggest spenders macallan (26,347), yetanotheruser (25,320), almost1337 (23,339), alfredolin (22,857), sebas (22,313), deebster (19,499), tikiporch (19,027), w3dd1e (18,892). Highest harpoon level reached: 20, by @macallan@lemmy.world and @almost1337@lemmy.zip. 65 players never upgraded past level 1. Sea monsters 63 encounters. 29 slain. 33 escaped. 1 bought off. 75,082 harpoon strikes. 5,016,157 total damage. Most damage dealt # Player Crew Strikes Damage 1 @macallan@lemmy.world Crab Crew 5,758 637,448 2 @yetanotheruser@discuss.tchncs.de Puffer Pals 4,087 437,260 3 @fleece@feddit.uk Guppy Gang 3,395 304,841 4 @rajtinka@lemmy.world Guppy Gang 2,992 268,625 5 @w3dd1e@lemmy.zip Crab Crew 2,551 260,473 6 @tikiporch@lemmy.world Crab Crew 2,585 242,821 7 @almost1337@lemmy.zip Guppy Gang 2,137 239,377 8 @lnxtx@sopuli.xyz Squid Squad 3,025 225,807 9 @tarball@lemmy.zip Crab Crew 3,684 207,621 10 @felixmortane@lemmy.ca Squid Squad 2,529 171,519 Killing blows Four players tied on 3 kills each: @livligkinkajou@slrpnk.net, @chunes@lemmy.world, @macallan@lemmy.world and @snoopy@piefed.social. alfredolin and pokeman took 2 apiece. Thirteen more players landed one. Hardest kill: the Avenging Armada, 3,000,000 HP, finished by @treasure@feddit.org. Biggest single strike: 165 damage by @fleece@feddit.uk. Critical strikes: only 32 in the entire season, for 1,958 damage. Crits unlocked with the Grand Bazaar’s second milestone, and every last one of them landed between 07:30:52 and 07:40:24 on the final morning, on a Leviathan that escaped anyway, four minutes before the world ended. Monster HP scaled with the kill streak, and the port’s success ate it alive. The first megalodon of the game had 700 HP. The last had 96,159. By the 26th the harbour was losing more monsters than it landed, and each escape smashed the button’s health, which is exactly how the Corrupted Heart kept coming back. The Blockade trilogy Part 1: The Pirate Flagship (25 July, 19:51 UTC) 1,000,000 HP, and a ransom option at 20,000 gold. The port took one look at the hull and reached for its wallet. The Town Council emptied its coffers eight times over, 2,500 gold a motion, and the bay reopened at 20:25, thirty-four minutes after the sails appeared. Total paid: 20,870 gold, of which 20,000 came from the council war chest and 870 from individual pockets. @m_f@discuss.online gave the most and drove the whole operation. Part 2: The Flagship Returns (26 July, 11:35 UTC) “The captain counted your last ransom and liked the weight of it.” Same 1,000,000 HP, ransom raised to 50,000 gold. Not one coin was paid. The council went to war instead: powder kegs for 5,000 instant damage, boarding parties dropping harpoon cooldown to one second, grapeshot for +50% damage, privateer’s bounty paying 2 gold a strike. 40 minutes and 43 seconds later the flagship was on the seabed. @simpliston@programming.dev struck the killing blow. 27 hunters split the pot. Part 3: The Avenging Armada (26 July, 21:43 UTC) “You killed their captain, and the whole fleet has come to collect.” 3,000,000 HP. A four-hour clock. A ransom priced at 200,000 gold, which was never a real offer. And a new mechanic: every minute the armada lived, it stole presses from the port’s biggest hoarders. Failure meant losing every bonus press, every coin of gold and every scrap in the harbour. The port paid 570 gold in gestures at a 200,000 gold ransom, laughed, and then killed it in 1 hour 43 minutes, well inside the clock. @treasure@feddit.org landed the final harpoon. The armada dragged 515 presses to the bottom with it on the way down. The Corrupted Heart Five times the button’s health hit zero. Five times the heart turned black and started a two-hour countdown, with every press stealing another 30 seconds and only fish able to break the curse. The price went up each time. # Corrupted at (UTC) Cleanse price Cleansed at Time taken 1 26 July 10:38:58 200 health 10:41:12 2m 14s 2 26 July 16:40:33 300 health 16:41:34 1m 01s 3 26 July 18:40:42 400 health 18:42:09 1m 27s 4 26 July 20:05:35 500 health 20:08:51 3m 16s 5 27 July 07:40:48 600 health 07:46:02 5m 14s, and 3m 52s too late The second cleanse is the single most impressive thing the port did all season: 300 health worth of fish poured into the dark in sixty-one seconds. Across the season the harbour healed 211 hearts’ worth of corruption. The button’s health chart tells the story of the last two days: comfortable in the 180s and 190s on the 24th, sagging through the 25th, and from the 26th onward a sawtooth between 0 and 80 as the monsters escaped faster than the fish could come in. Peak concurrent players: 45, hit twice: on the afternoon of 25 July and again on the evening of the 26th. Mega-projects Three harbour-wide builds, all three completed, each one faster than the last. Project Goal Donors Started Completed Build time 🗼 The Grand Lighthouse 150,000 43 26 Jul 07:22 26 Jul 16:06 8h 44m ⚓ The Deepwater Drydock 200,000 38 26 Jul 17:34 27 Jul 02:41 9h 07m 🏺 The Grand Bazaar 400,000 8 27 Jul 05:54 27 Jul 06:44 49 minutes The Lighthouse and Drydock were community efforts: 43 and 38 donors, 89,123 gold and 26,092 scrap between them. The Grand Bazaar was something else entirely. Eight donors. Two of them, @simpliston@programming.dev (198 presses) and @patrickyaa@feddit.org (150 presses), dumped 348 banked presses into it for 348,000 of the 400,000 points needed. A project designed to take a day was finished before breakfast. Top donors Lighthouse: yetanotheruser (13,940), tarball (13,437), alfredolin (12,736), sebas (12,535), bobtimus_prime (7,600), deebster (7,600), lnxtx (7,170), dunstabzugshaubitze (5,948). Drydock: yetanotheruser (30,000), svc (20,470), macallan (19,649), sebas (16,540), rajtinka (16,477), cooperredarmydog (15,121), alfredolin (9,705), m_f (9,123). Bazaar: simpliston (198,399), patrickyaa (152,362), fleece (16,477), bobtimus_prime (12,854), freeman (9,525), svc (6,650), demigodrick (2,813), deebster (1,000). @yetanotheruser@discuss.tchncs.de topped both of the projects that were open to everyone. The season’s most consistent public servant. The Town Council 21 terms. 94 seats filled. 461 motions. 407 passed. An 88% pass rate, which is either admirable consensus or a rubber stamp, depending on which crew you asked. Most seats served Player Crew Terms @sebas@lemmy.zip Puffer Pals 10 @deebster@infosec.pub Crab Crew 4 @alfredolin@sopuli.xyz Guppy Gang 4 @felixmortane@lemmy.ca Squid Squad 4 @lnxtx@sopuli.xyz Squid Squad 4 @almost1337@lemmy.zip Guppy Gang 4 sebas held a seat for ten of the season’s twenty-one councils, and nobody else broke five. Most motions proposed Player Motions Passed @yetanotheruser@discuss.tchncs.de 105 96 @sebas@lemmy.zip 60 59 @treasure@feddit.org 53 49 @alfredolin@sopuli.xyz 44 39 @almost1337@lemmy.zip 24 24 @deebster@infosec.pub 24 23 almost1337 went 24 for 24. Not a single failed motion all season. Most-used powers High Tide passed 167 times (and failed 15). Brown Envelope 87. Fishmonger’s Sale 48. Lucky Tides 34. Scrap Rain 17. The war powers only came out when pirates were in the bay: Boarding Party 14, Grapeshot 14, War Chest 8, Privateer’s Bounty 6, Powder Kegs 2. 14,515 faction points were spent on passed motions. 1,285 council tithes were paid, at a cost of 71,945 gold. Voyages and the Galleon 1,537 voyages launched. 34,743 fish landed at sea. 131,026 gold hauled home. 33 ships were still out on the water when the season ended, and they are still out there. Tier Voyages Gold Coastal 624 30,784 Open Sea 484 44,828 Deep Trench 429 55,414 Voyage-only species dominated the catch log. The Beacon Tuna (4,491), Pearl Diver (4,462) and Lighthouse Eel (3,686) were the three most-caught fish of the entire season, and none of them can be caught from the dock. 1,551 voyage events fired at sea. 1,374 were answered by a captain; 177 were left to resolve themselves while nobody was looking. The port’s instinct, when the sea offered a choice, was overwhelmingly to take the cautious option. The two exceptions were Kraken Shallows (83 chose to sneak past versus 46 who fought) and Rogue Wave (68 chose to ride it out versus 35 who turned into it). Shipwrights 68 players built a full boat in the workshop. 25 went further and assembled all five Masterwork Parts found at sea to earn the ⚓ Master Ship Builder badge. First five to launch a Masterwork Galleon: @snoopy@piefed.social, 25 July 06:54 @alfredolin@sopuli.xyz, 25 July 14:54 @deebster@infosec.pub, 25 July 17:18 @drworm@piefed.blahaj.zone, 25 July 17:34 @dunstabzugshaubitze@feddit.org, 25 July 18:25 Only 179 Masterwork Parts were ever pulled out of the sea, across 1,537 voyages. Most voyages: deebster (79), sebas (77), yetanotheruser (71), alfredolin (64), macallan (51). The Bounty Board 238 bounties taken, 197 completed, 54,980 gold paid out. An 83% completion rate. Player Taken Completed Gold @sebas@lemmy.zip 15 14 3,960 @yetanotheruser@discuss.tchncs.de 12 12 3,690 @drworm@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 12 3,780 @almost1337@lemmy.zip 11 11 3,600 @tikiporch@lemmy.world 13 10 2,750 @bobtimus_prime@feddit.org 13 10 2,540 @tarball@lemmy.zip 10 10 3,180 The board’s most-taken contract was Sell Gold (68 picks). The best-paying was Monster Damage: 35 picks, 14,080 gold. Every single Rares, Legendaries and RPS Wins bounty taken was completed. The Atlas Chain The season’s twelve-step puzzle, running from a morse-code message to a moral choice at a lighthouse. 20 players finished it. 54 more started and stopped at step 1. @alfredolin@sopuli.xyz won the Lantern’s Hour, relighting the Forgotten Tide beacon at 22:17:02 on 24 July, three hours and seventeen minutes after the season began. First three finishers, all within six minutes of each other: @dunstabzugshaubitze@feddit.org, 22:19:16 @almost1337@lemmy.zip, 22:21:00 @alfredolin@sopuli.xyz, 22:25:37 The final choice At the end, each solver chose whether to keep the lantern or relight the beacon for whoever came next. Keep it: 12. alfredolin, almost1337, egrets, gerudo, lnxtx, m_f, owenfromcanada, rumba, simpliston, terrance, treasure, yetanotheruser. Relight it: 8. bevsdad, deebster, dunstabzugshaubitze, freeman, patrickyaa, pokeman, snoopy, w3dd1e. The first player to finish the chain gave the light away. Make of that what you will. Chat and the social side 8,613 messages from players, across 12 channels. The harbour feed carried another 17,000 system shouts on top. Most talkative Player Crew Messages @yetanotheruser@discuss.tchncs.de Puffer Pals 845 @comradepupivy@lemmygrad.ml Crab Crew 634 @w3dd1e@lemmy.zip Crab Crew 551 @deebster@infosec.pub Crab Crew 455 @alfredolin@sopuli.xyz Guppy Gang 435 @tikiporch@lemmy.world Crab Crew 394 @cooperredarmydog@lemmy.ml Crab Crew 377 @pika@hikki.team Crab Crew 375 Most-used reaction 🐦‍⬛ with 844 uses, beating 🎉 (816) and 👍 (452). The Corvid got more love than actual celebration did. Rock Paper Scissors champions Player Crew Wins @dunstabzugshaubitze@feddit.org Guppy Gang 23 @yetanotheruser@discuss.tchncs.de Puffer Pals 21 @demigodrick@lemmy.zip Guppy Gang 17 @deebster@infosec.pub Crab Crew 16 @its_prolly_fine@sh.itjust.works Squid Squad 11 Banner buyers 143 harbour banners were bought. @tikiporch@lemmy.world alone paid for 35 of them, a quarter of everything that scrolled across the top of the screen all season. Recruiters @nusm@peachpie.theatl.social brought 6 new players to the port, the most of anyone. dunstabzugshaubitze, snoopy and freeman brought 3 each. 23 players joined through a referral link. Odds, ends and honourable mentions @snoopy@piefed.social finished the Dex first, built the first Masterwork Galleon, and tied for the most monster kills. A quietly outrageous season. @yetanotheruser@discuss.tchncs.de finished top of catches, top of legendaries, top of chat, top of council motions, top donor on two of three mega-projects, second in RPS and second in total damage, and finished fourth in the faction standings for their trouble. @terrance@lemmy.world ended the season richest at 12,063 gold. Then spent his last minute on Earth throwing 23 presses into the doom clock. 73,154 fish, and the one that mattered was a 154 kg Behemoth caught by terrance at 07:38 on the last morning, during the two-minute window where nothing could save anyone. 12,589 banked presses went to the grave unspent. Half of them were Red’s. See you in Season 5. 🎣

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Jul 27, 2026

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Jul 27, 2026

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Jul 27, 2026

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