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Jun 15, 2026

That makes sense.

Jun 15, 2026

On Friday, Section 702 expired. Show the world you want to keep it that way. https://shopeff.org/products/nsa-t-shirt

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Jun 15, 2026

Question: Can't billionaires just stop using private jets?Answer: Shut up! Use a paper straw!

Jun 15, 2026

Amazing.

Jun 15, 2026

Dana White is giving off heavy "Guy who ate way too many marshmallows and inadvertently summoned and was possessed by a marshmallow demon" vibes.

Jun 14, 2026

My youngest child recently wanted to paint my toenails while I was on a call, they'd asked if it was ok. They painted alternating light pink and baby blue, with dark pink french tipsI tell you this as I was in a business meeting some days later with shorts and slippers, obviously, showing of the awesome artwork on my feet. One of the people I was talking with, round my age, said that their daughter would do the same with him. The other person said his daughter hadn't ever done that for him.When I relayed this back to my child they said: I'll paint his toenails, if his feet aren't too crusty

Jun 14, 2026

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Recycled Silk Panel Curtains. I am begging you to save the planet by using recycled curtains while billionaires waste the equivalent of your lifelong carbon footprint on a single private jet ride to go get artisanal ice cream.https://collabs.shop/a1qv8z

Jun 14, 2026

Wow, I never knew that's what they were for.

Jun 14, 2026

On June 17th we're talking to soatok@furry.engineer and Equilabs founder LuΓ­sa Franco Machado about censorship and targeted surveillance facing LGBTQ+ communities. Join us and learn how to push back. https://eff.org/livestream-pride

πŸ” @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social boosted

Jun 14, 2026

That's so scary.

Jun 14, 2026

That's what a commitment to AI will do…Google has walked back on its carbon-neutral promise due to energy-gobbling AIhttps://archive.is/uZtan

Jun 14, 2026

We made a comic about a pawn shop.

Jun 14, 2026

I generally do not like to acknowledge this, but I feel the need to state that this is satire. For the love of God please do not test this one.

Jun 14, 2026

"If you thought you weren't ever going to be a target of surveillance, that isn't a very safe bet anymore, right?" EFF’s Cindy Cohn told The New York Times's Hard Fork podcast. "It's better for all of us if we have due process and separation of powers." https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/12/podcasts/hard-fork-live-part-1-satya-nadella.html

πŸ” @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social boosted

Jun 14, 2026

I somehow never knew this.

Jun 14, 2026

Hey look, I found your favorite book! Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Smut Pin.https://collabs.shop/vbjkb9

Jun 14, 2026

The man was born to skate.

πŸ” @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social boosted

Jun 14, 2026

A true artistic genius.

πŸ” @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social boosted

Jun 14, 2026

History is so interesting.

Jun 14, 2026

Wow, I never knew that.