Feb 27, 2026
Politician: If elected president, I will bring down the price of groceries on day one.Reporter: You're not just gonna bring the price down on your first day in office and then let prices skyrocket after that, right?Politician: Shit, shit, shit.
Feb 27, 2026
This one made me thinkThe meme is talking about a common probability error that surveys have shown even doctors are prone to making. Why you’re probably ok: The rarity of the disease far exceeds the error rate of the positive test. Meaning, the disease occurs in 1 out of a million people, so if you are tested at random and show positive, you only have a 1 out of 30,000 chance (the 3% false-positive rate) of being the the 1 person who truly has the disease.
Feb 27, 2026
🦣 Stegodon v1.8.0 is here! This release upgrades to Charm v2 and fixes annoying text glitches for a smoother SSH experience. Ready to toot from your terminal? #stegodon #fediverse #tui #golang
Feb 27, 2026
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Yee Haw Patch. No one respects the law less than waterfowl. Go ahead and try to tell that goose it is trespassing, officer. The flock will torch your patrol car in a matter of seconds.https://collabs.shop/ksjxkz
Feb 27, 2026
What a pain
Feb 27, 2026
A new family member
Feb 27, 2026
The writing process
Feb 27, 2026
Go outside
Feb 27, 2026
Window shopping
Feb 27, 2026
Image having this kind of grudge
Feb 27, 2026
A person who hasn't eaten in 12 hours will have a brain the size of a walnut.
Feb 27, 2026
I'm going to make those little legs walk so far.
Feb 27, 2026
Macie wiedzę co to za awaria OVH Frankfurt?Przez dłuższą chwilę miałem wycięte http/httpsReszta okAtak? WAF im padł był?#ovh #awaria #fail #Frankfurt
Feb 27, 2026
IRREGULAR ASSETS:Seeking HALO trained shadowrunners for a sensitive operation near Bangui. Experience with river navigation and estuarine science a plus.#Shadowrun #Plothook
Feb 27, 2026
They limited the vaccination for shingles to age 60 in the Netherlands, because it's too expensive for the government to vaccinate younger people, before you could get it from 50I got mine last year, despite being younger, because herd immunity, getting vaccines is good for everyone around youAs I got my vaccine they said: "You know you're not in a risk group, you don't need to get this vaccine." It's the same thing they tell me when I get my COVID vaccination, flu they'll vaccinate me forGotta catch them allIedereen die 60 wordt kan straks vaccinatie tegen gordelroos krijgenhttps://nos.nl/artikel/2602120-iedereen-die-60-wordt-kan-straks-vaccinatie-tegen-gordelroos-krijgen
Feb 27, 2026
@webhat Yes. The only thing we can do.is to tell anyone who has the money that it is worthwhile to protect themselves (and others).
Feb 27, 2026
That blows my mind.