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Good afternoon dear awesome Tooteroonies of this n thatโ˜•๐ŸŒžSunday, islandlife, today has been an offlineday (or I forgot the phone once we headed out) ๐Ÿ˜‰I wish yous a marvellous dah packed with happiness, kindness, optimism, camaradery, magic, funs, joys, smiles n laughter๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿค™ #Sunday #Sรถndag #MorningGreetings #Smiles

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If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.This is why people with no sense of humor have a heightened sense of self-importance.

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Lindsay Graham's obituary applies to all Republicans: he rolled over for fascism.

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4 days ago

Stick it to the man, man!

4 days ago

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4 days ago

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4 days ago

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@AltTextHealthCheck Outstanding work Beige :bb:

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Wife is away and just messaged the family group to say good morning and ask what everyone's upto today. I responded....[12/07, 09:07] Ben: We are all dead and are now ghosts so mainly haunting and a bit of floating about[12/07, 09:10] Ben: I went back to sleep after texting you earlier and just had a dream about having a difficult poo and some toilet attendants making fun of me as a bus load of people stopped outside the full wall window and could also see in. LEAVE ME ALONE I AM HAVING A DIFFICULT TOILET. What do you think it means?[12/07, 09:15] Ben: Apparently a very common dream and people think it's about letting go of emotional baggage or feeling vulnerable to societal standing. I do feel quite a lot better for having my horrible dream poo tbf and I did feel like everyone in chiselhurst yesterday was beautiful and tall and all drove brand new top of the range cars whilst I was very hot and sweaty and am a small dumpy homunculus in a little red car like a cartoon person. Maybe that's what it was. Well I'm very sorry society, but you'll just have to take me as I am. I am terrific and just as valid as any of those other guys. I contribute to society JUST the same. In your stupid FACE, dream.To which youngest replied... "It's too early for this." ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸคฃIf you're ever wondering if people are the same irl as on Fedi.

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by Dana Margalit

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Please share this post. I have made a deal with the devil where he will turn me back into a slug if I get 100,000 followers on here. I miss being a slug. I did not have to pay taxes. I had no idea who Elon Musk was. I slithered around aimlessly, not knowing salt would make me die a horrific death.