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Apr 9, 2026

Klei Entertainment has unveiled Don’t Starve Elsewhere, a brand-new multiplayer instalment of its survival series.

Apr 9, 2026

In December 2025, hackers stole names and passport numbers from the European travel company’s network.

Apr 9, 2026

For 30 years we dreamed of a free internet in Latin America, but reality has challenged us with mass surveillance, corporate monopolies, and authoritarianism. The current "techlash" is justified against those who trade with our data. It's time to rethink the internet. 🧵 1/5

Apr 9, 2026

Great. First robots steal our jobs, now they're going to steal our crippling student debt too.

Apr 9, 2026

3D Print censorship laws impose real costs and potential harms among lawful users, lay the groundwork for future and simply won’t deter firearm printing. https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/04/print-blocking-wont-work-permission-print-part-2

Apr 9, 2026

We made a comic about a harvest festival.

Apr 9, 2026

Movie props, prototypes, and more could get wrapped up in the new 3D printing blocking mandates being considered in NY and CA. Beyond censorship, this could enable manufacturers to surveil and lock in users. https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/04/print-blocking-anti-consumer-permission-print-part-1

Apr 9, 2026

After almost twenty years on the platform, EFF is logging off of X.This isn’t a decision we made lightly, but it might be overdue. 🧵 (1/5)https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/04/eff-leaving-x

Apr 9, 2026

This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

Apr 9, 2026

The stated intention of this ban is to stem the threat of domestic residential routers being commandeered to initiate attacks and act as residential proxies, but this move serves as a blunt instrument that will impact many harmless products. https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/04/banning-new-foreign-routers-mistargets-products-fix-real-problem

Apr 9, 2026

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Kraken Tarot Pin.Customer: What does this card mean?Me, having no idea how tarot cards work: The Kraken is going to eat you.https://collabs.shop/xyydie

Apr 9, 2026

And they weren't good. They were awful.

Apr 9, 2026

MEMO:I do not admit such things lightly, but it is possible - JUST POSSIBLE - that I have been overestimating the intelligence of El Presidente. -L#Shadowrun

Apr 9, 2026

Me: Coming up with such low quality facts isn't an easy job, but somebody needs to do it.Everyone: It seems really easy and no one asked you to do this.Me: Shhhhhh.

🔁 @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social boosted

Apr 9, 2026

I wonder which color tastes best.

Apr 9, 2026

The good news: the EU blocked mass scanning of messages. The bad news: they’re still considering other problematic scanning initiatives. https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/04/eu-parliament-blocks-mass-scanning-our-chats-whats-next

Apr 9, 2026

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

Apr 9, 2026

French President Emmanuel Macron on Wednesday condemned Israel’s latest strikes on Lebanon, stressing that “Lebanon must be fully covered by” the Middle East ceasefire. Archived version: archive.is/…/France-Spain-condemn-Israeli-strikes… Disclaimer: The article linked is from a single source with a single perspective. Make sure to cross-check information against multiple sources to get a comprehensive view on the situation.

Apr 9, 2026

Customers make hundreds of thousands of dollars as records show substantial bets made before announcement Archived version: archive.is/…/polymarket-trump-us-iran-ceasefire Disclaimer: The article linked is from a single source with a single perspective. Make sure to cross-check information against multiple sources to get a comprehensive view on the situation.