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Apr 7, 2026

US president says Washington, as the ‘winner’ of the war, has a ‘concept’ for charging a toll in the strategic waterway. Archived version: archive.is/…/trump-says-us-could-charge-for-strai… Disclaimer: The article linked is from a single source with a single perspective. Make sure to cross-check information against multiple sources to get a comprehensive view on the situation.

Apr 7, 2026

President Sheinbaum announced on Monday that 350 billion pesos (US $19.7B) will be allocated to school construction by the end of her term. Archived version: archive.is/…/sheinbaum-education-infrastructure/ Disclaimer: The article linked is from a single source with a single perspective. Make sure to cross-check information against multiple sources to get a comprehensive view on the situation.

Apr 6, 2026

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Capybara Plush. Capybaras, commonly known as land leeches, can latch onto a human and drain five liters of blood in less than a minute.https://collabs.shop/ehsppl

Apr 6, 2026

Boom, roasted.

Apr 6, 2026

Ben Shapiro is exhausting.

Apr 6, 2026

I am bleeding, making me the victor.

Apr 6, 2026

Za Szymonem Jadczakiem:"99 proc. zasobów bitcoinów wyparowało z #Zondacrypto. 35 proc. pracowników firmy zostało zwolnionych. 76 mln zł zostało wypłaconych z Zondacrypto w ostatnim czasie, chociaż zwykli użytkownicy nie mogą wypłacić swoich środków.Zondacrypto przestała płacić sponsorowanym przez siebie klubom piłkarskim. A prezes Zondacrypto Przemysław Kral, gdy wysłałem mu pytania zaczął mnie straszyć m. in. Romanem Giertychem."Całość:https://www.money.pl/gospodarka/wielki-problem-zondacrypto-klienci-sie-skarza-mamy-niepokojaca-analize-7272365494077632a.html(tryb czytnika wyłącza nag o adblocka)#kryptowaluty #deregulacja #wolność

Apr 6, 2026

Recording law enforcement is a First Amendment right. But a new FAA rule threatens penalties for anyone who uses a drone to record ICE or CBP, including destruction of the drone. https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/04/faas-temporary-flight-restriction-drones-blatant-attempt-criminalize-filming-ice

Apr 6, 2026

A long time ago someone accused me of piling on the main character of the day, they didn't come to Mastodon for the pile-ons, and promptly unfollowed me. I didn't, obviously, I just responded to the OP saying that what they were doing was distastefulI think about that often when someone decides that it's their turn to be the main character

Apr 6, 2026

Proposed rules about how the government buys and deploys AI could allow bureaucrats to sidestep necessary safeguards and supercharge mass surveillance. https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/04/tech-nonprofits-feds-dont-weaponize-procurement-undermine-ai-trust-and-safety

🔁 @webhat@infosec.exchange boosted

Apr 6, 2026

Please make sure you're an organ donor.

Apr 6, 2026

https://lemmy.zip/post/62076345

Apr 6, 2026

Everyone told me this account was stupid. They said it would never be successful. People told me to give up and delete it. Long have I waited for the day I could prove my haters wrong. Take a look at what I made today. Who's the failure now, huh?

Apr 6, 2026

The Button - Season 2 Stats Winner: Green Faction Green held the button the longest, narrowly beating Purple by just 2 minutes and 50 seconds. Game Overview Stat Value Game Duration 16h 23m 35s Total Players 244 Players Who Pressed 205 Total Button Presses 242 Chat Messages 1,549 Unique Chatters 99 Referred Players 14 Faction Standings Rank Faction Time Held Share Players Presses 1st Green 4h 31m 34s 27.6% 67 64 2nd Purple 4h 28m 44s 27.3% 79 76 3rd Blue 4h 14m 10s 25.8% 54 53 4th Red 3h 9m 6s 19.2% 44 49 Achievement Badge Holders Badge Player Achievement 🥇 First Presser @weddingcrasher@lemmy.zip First to press the button 🏁 Latest Presser @skipwappallypap@lemmy.world Last player to press ⚡ Fastest Reaction @nusm@peachpie.theatl.social 129ms reaction time 🛡 Last-Second Save @tamlyn@lemmy.zip Pressed at 1.16s remaining 🔍 Mystery Solver @solace@lemmy.blahaj.zone Found the easter egg Top 5 Closest Saves Player Faction Timer Remaining @tamlyn@lemmy.zip Purple 1.16s @tamlyn@lemmy.zip Purple 2.25s @hellhound1@lemmy.world Purple 4.22s @birne@feddit.org Blue 5.25s @lvxferre@mander.xyz Red 6.84s Top 5 Fastest Reactions Player Faction Reaction Time @nusm@peachpie.theatl.social Green 129ms @merdaverse@lemmy.zip Red 372ms @sebas@lemmy.zip Purple 688ms @allero@lemmy.today Blue 856ms @susaga@sh.itjust.works Green 987ms Most Active Chatters Player Faction Messages @calmblue75@lemmy.ml Blue 201 @allero@lemmy.today Blue 96 @mschae@discuss.mschae23.de Green 77 @solace@lemmy.blahaj.zone Purple 59 @demigodrick@lemmy.zip Green 59 Top Referrer @deathbybigsad@sh.itjust.works (Purple) referred 7 players Press Activity by Hour (UTC) Time Block Presses Apr 5, 12:00 25 Apr 5, 13:00 20 Apr 5, 14:00 19 Apr 5, 15:00 16 Apr 5, 16:00 24 Apr 5, 17:00 15 Apr 5, 18:00 10 Apr 5, 19:00 11 Apr 5, 20:00 6 Apr 5, 21:00 16 Apr 5, 22:00 17 Apr 5, 23:00 14 Apr 6, 00:00 9 Apr 6, 01:00 11 Apr 6, 02:00 13 Apr 6, 03:00 11 Apr 6, 04:00 5 The opening hour saw 25 presses as players rushed to claim the button. Activity stayed strong through the afternoon (15–25 presses/hour) before tapering off overnight. The timer finally ran out at 04:23 UTC on April 6 after a quiet stretch with just 5 presses in the final hour. The opening hour saw a massive 153 presses as players rushed in. Activity then settled to a steady 9–17 presses per hour through the night until the timer finally ran out at 04:23 UTC. Fun Facts The average timer value at press was 10m 59s — most players pressed well before the 15-minute deadline 13 presses were made with less than 60 seconds on the clock 39 players registered but never pressed the button The margin between 1st and 2nd place was just 2 minutes 50 seconds out of 16+ hours Purple had the most players (79) and most presses (76) but still came 2nd

Apr 6, 2026

Just on that ragebait thread of the day, glad I could grow my block list. Unsurprisingly, many of the most egregious tooters were already blocked

Apr 6, 2026

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Eat The Rich T-shirt. Grocery prices keep going up, the price of billionaires with a little hot sauce on them keeps staying the same. Eating the rich is just a matter of simple economics.https://collabs.shop/gxjhzy

Apr 6, 2026

It must be hard for the toddlers to walk.

Apr 6, 2026

France’s central bank has sold off the last of the gold it held in the United States Federal Reserve and replaced it with higher quality bars in Paris, taking advantage of rising prices to make nearly €13 billion as it upgrades its holdings. Archived version: archive.is/…/20260404-french-central-bank-nets-€1… Disclaimer: The article linked is from a single source with a single perspective. Make sure to cross-check information against multiple sources to get a comprehensive view on the situation.

Apr 6, 2026

Iran said Monday that the head of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) Intelligence Organization was killed in a US-Israeli attack, Anadolu Agency reports. Archived version: archive.is/…/20260406-iran-says-its-irgc-intellig… Disclaimer: The article linked is from a single source with a single perspective. Make sure to cross-check information against multiple sources to get a comprehensive view on the situation.