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Mar 2, 2026

Someone replied to one of my toots, for some reason I didn't see it in my notifications, probably using a filtered word I've forgotten about. Luckily I remembered that I send out the toot and looked it up, or else I wouldn't have seen the reply

Mar 2, 2026

Stany Zjednoczone nie zaatakowałyby celowo szkoły. (Rubio)Atakujemy precyzyjnie jedynie cele militarne. (Putin)"Liczba ofiar uderzenia na szkołę dla dziewcząt w południowym Iranie wzrosła do co najmniej 85"Zaczynam się brzydzić ludźmi, którzy chcą mi sprzedać jakieś narracje w sieci, promilitarne, tłumaczące "potrzebę tej wojny", jakieś pierdolenie.Jakieś gadki o wyzwalaniu kobiet w Iranie od hidżabów (to już level robienia z mojej inteligencji ziemniaka), rewolucji demokratycznej itd.Gdy chodzi po prostu o panowanie nad eksportem irańskiej ropy stanowiącej lwią część tej zużywanej przez Chiny. Niebawem rozmowy USA - Chiny.Pomarańczowa małpa z brzytwą biega po naszym pokoju, a my cieszymy się, że tym razem nie zaszlachtowała nas.Pomarańczowy to obecnie największe zagrożenie dla świata. Zaraz po nim jego poplecznicy... i ślepi sojusznicy...

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Mar 2, 2026

It was a rough year for Wendy's.

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Mar 2, 2026

On an unrelated note, if you give me your address I will send you a present.

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Mar 2, 2026

On an unrelated note, if you give me your address I will send you a present.

Mar 2, 2026

Hey Berkeley! 👋 Join us on March 12th to celebrate the launch of Privacy’s Defender, a new book by EFF’s Executive Director Cindy Cohn. RSVP today! https://www.eff.org/event/privacys-defender-book-launch-party

Mar 2, 2026

That's fair.

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Mar 2, 2026

Please never say this.

Mar 2, 2026

MEMO:In a testament to Saeder-Krupp efficiency and product quality, Saeder-Krupp Forces using Saeder-Krupp SAMs scored three direct hits on three Saeder-Krupp jets early this morning, which safely ejected three Saeder-Krupp air crews.This is a testament to quality control.#Shadowrun

Mar 2, 2026

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Task Failed Successfully pin. Happy Monday and good luck fumbling your way through the work day. We're all failing at things, some people just fail more successfully than others.https://collabs.shop/hjseha

Mar 2, 2026

Ah, yes! You're doing a great job there. Thank you for the transparency.

Mar 2, 2026

Astronomy is so fascinating.

Mar 2, 2026

[DS3] This zone is really tough

Mar 2, 2026

Freedom

Mar 2, 2026

Krissy has been using her iPod Nano when she exercises for fifteen years at least, I'm vaguely surprised it still holds a charge. The music on it has not been updated since 2010 at least. She does not mind. "Bring On Defunct: The iPod Enthralls Young Music Listeners"(gift link)https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/01/technology/apple-ipod-music-comeback.html?unlocked_article_code=1.QFA.gq_d.S-ci8J9oWCnc&smid=url-share

Mar 2, 2026

I would like to formally ask my fan base to please stop harassing Bradley Cooper for bumping into me, spilling mustard all over my brand new sweater. Yes, Bradley should have been more careful while walking and shouldn't have covered his hot dog in a mountain of mustard, but it was an accident. Please stop calling him Bradley bin Laden.

Mar 2, 2026

You'll need to know this later