@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social boosted
Jun 19, 2026
I don't think we'll ever know the truth.
@webhat@infosec.exchange boosted
Jun 19, 2026
@webhat 🥰😇
Jun 19, 2026
Today's Low Quality Ad is for these Bear Hand Oven Mitts.My friend, with severe burns: What the hell man, you said I could grab the pan with bare hands.Me, gesturing at my oven mitts: No, I said to grab it with bear hands.https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00I0VULXC?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.13IC4U05CE55F&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.13IC4U05CE55F_1781896916245
@webhat@infosec.exchange boosted
Jun 19, 2026
@IngridHbn I went to a job interview in shorts and slippers, I said I was on holiday and they really wanted to interview me so asked me to please come in. I walked into the wrong room before I got the the interview room was almost hired on the spotIn the afternoon they mailed me to say I didn't get it, as I'd walked into a meeting that the CEO was having and he personally intervened with the manager to not get me hired
Jun 19, 2026
The “Miracle” Ricehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF7AQ73CsGs
Jun 19, 2026
Joey Chestnut is the greatest athlete of all time.
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social boosted
Jun 19, 2026
It simply can't be done.
Jun 19, 2026
I'm giving away a signed (and if you want, personalized) advance reader copy of Monsters of Ohio, and you can win it! Go to the link below to find out how to enter the contest, and then leave your entry (there, not here)! You have two days to enter! Good luck!https://whatever.scalzi.com/2026/06/19/win-an-signed-personalized-arc-of-monsters-of-ohio/
Jun 19, 2026
Elon sucks.
Jun 19, 2026
I love that.
Jun 19, 2026
I've had Android 17 on my phone for days now and I literally can't tell the difference between it and Android 16, either system point upgrades for Android have become very boring or I am very boring in how I use my phone
Jun 19, 2026
This morning's Low Quality Ad is for this "We Are All Dogs In God's Hot Car" Keychain. Not only is God refusing to crack a window, but he also cranked the heat and locked us inside. With all due respect, God is being a total dick.https://collabs.shop/kmjuik
Jun 19, 2026
Thomas Jefferson once wrote "The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool is to be a rotten cesspool devoid of all life and dignity. As we gaze upon this liquid wasteland we will be reminded of the sins we strive to avoid." Trump is just giving us what the Founding Fathers wanted.
Jun 19, 2026
That's crazy.
Jun 19, 2026
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Jun 19, 2026
This week, EFF and 60+ organizations wrote to UK politicians urging that they halt plans to use to deploy facial age estimation to assess asylum-seeking children from 2027. https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/06/joins-60-groups-urging-uk-halt-face-estimation-border
Jun 19, 2026
Young people deserve better than a policy built on panic, and all internet users deserve a safe and free internet. The UK’s new social media ban for under-16s is a threat to everyone. https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/06/uks-new-under-16-social-media-ban-will-cause-more-harm-it-prevents
Jun 19, 2026
Sitting in a tram where someone is playing music loudly. 👀 It's the tram driver…He's playing 80s hits
Jun 19, 2026
RE: https://eupolicy.social/@panoptykon/116775321733522379❗ Bardzo ważny wątek, polecam 👇
@m0bi@mastodon.com.pl boosted
Jun 19, 2026
RE: https://flipboard.social/@newsguyusa/116773497459820237Mamdani przetarł szlak, socjalizm w USA nadchodzi. Trump stara się pomagać jak może 😉