Mar 2, 2026
Ah, yes! You're doing a great job there. Thank you for the transparency.
Mar 2, 2026
Astronomy is so fascinating.
Mar 2, 2026
[DS3] This zone is really tough
Mar 2, 2026
Freedom
Mar 2, 2026
Krissy has been using her iPod Nano when she exercises for fifteen years at least, I'm vaguely surprised it still holds a charge. The music on it has not been updated since 2010 at least. She does not mind. "Bring On Defunct: The iPod Enthralls Young Music Listeners"(gift link)https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/01/technology/apple-ipod-music-comeback.html?unlocked_article_code=1.QFA.gq_d.S-ci8J9oWCnc&smid=url-share
Mar 2, 2026
I would like to formally ask my fan base to please stop harassing Bradley Cooper for bumping into me, spilling mustard all over my brand new sweater. Yes, Bradley should have been more careful while walking and shouldn't have covered his hot dog in a mountain of mustard, but it was an accident. Please stop calling him Bradley bin Laden.
Mar 2, 2026
You'll need to know this later
Mar 2, 2026
One less thing to worry about
Mar 2, 2026
"I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Home Simp-"
Mar 2, 2026
Sacrificing realism for game balance
Mar 2, 2026
Burn him!
Mar 2, 2026
We made a comic about pirates.
Mar 2, 2026
RE: https://mastodon.social/@Edent/116155016551077490This is a really fun (and informationally-valuable) project. Have you contributed?
Mar 2, 2026
Dick move.
Mar 1, 2026
I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Black Yeti Plush. Look how cute he is. Every yeti is actually black, but most people think they are white because they're always covered in snow.https://collabs.shop/gvckxb
Mar 1, 2026
Extremely disappointing that this one didn't pan out.
Mar 1, 2026
World IDs could present tempting targets for theft if they become widely adopted, EFF’s @falsemirror told The Wall Street Journal. “You can’t change your iris if someone does manage to get ahold of that information.” https://www.wsj.com/tech/sam-altmans-human-verification-startup-leans-on-consumer-brands-787d8d4f
Mar 1, 2026
Ahoy hoy friends. spoiler We are officially in to March (you probably already knew that). Unfortunately I forgot there were only 28 days and so have had no prep time to come up with anything remotely witty as an opening paragraph, so you’re stuck with whatever this sorry excuse of an opening is. Anyway, onwards! Server Updates This bit relates to all our services, so I’ll put it at the top here! Two big things - firstly, keep an eye out for April Fools day this year 😜 I’ve actually put a bit of work in this year so I’m excited. Secondly, Hetzner who host all our servers are putting up their prices. In all fairness, this is happening across the industry as the demand for RAM soars, and Hetzner have been pretty rock solid in terms of pricing & support over the last 3 years, so I’m not too upset about it. We’ll just have to keep an eye on it vs donations over the next 6 months. After our last server update, we decided to upgrade the server to the next VPS (Virtual Private Server) tier due to the influx of new users. The cost increase at the time was minimal and gave a significant boost to performance. We now have 8 vCPUs and 16GB RAM for Piefed. If we decide to upgrade again, we’ll likely swap from a shared VPS set up to a dedicated VPS which should give more consistent performance but does cost that bit more. I’m always on the look out for Piefed.zip staff to approve new accounts and handle mod reports. If you’re a regular Piefed.zip user and would like to help out, please drop me a message! Thankfully nothing major has happened on Lemmy.zip this month. We’re basically in a holding pattern of waiting for the Lemmy devs to release 1.0 so we can do the upgrade and get access to all the new goodies. Hopefully not too long to wait. I do need to do some updates on the server and the services we run, I’ll try and schedule that in the next couple of weeks. Since enabling the cloudflare challenge across Lemmy.zip we’ve had no downtime or scraper incidents at all, which has been quite nice! Please Don’t Be a Lurker! If you’re new here - WELCOME! I hope you’re enjoying your time here :) Just one small teeny-tiny request. The greatest gift you can give Lemmy.zip and Piefed.zip isn’t money, praise, or a signed copy of your self-published autobiography… maybe. Its participation. Upvote the things you like. Start a discussion, debate, or ponder about whether cereal is technically a soup. Make new communities if you don’t see one that fits your oddly specific niche obsession. (We don’t judge. Well, we try not to judge anyway.) The fediverse naturally ebbs and flows, tides of people come and go. But if you’ve found yourself oddly attached to this strange little corner of the internet? Wonderful. Help it breathe. Help it grow. Help it be just a tiny bit weirder in the best possible way. So if you’ve gone to the effort of clicking Sign Up and proving you’re not a robot (unless you are, in which case hello and welcome to our new AI overlords), then please, I beg of you: Stick around. Add your voice. It really does make this place better. Donations Thank you to everyone who read my message and donated to the cause last month ❤️ I was a bit overwhelmed with your generiousity and kindness and it all helps to keep the virtual lights on here! As a reminder, we can only continue to exist because of the generous donations of our users. If you too truly value your freedom, please help support it for everyone with a small donation. Want to support us? We have a range of donation options to suit you! Liberpay (Card, Paypal) Liberpay is our newest donation method. You can donate with Paypal or with a card. The link is liberapay.com/dotzip OpenCollective (Card) Our classic donation option, but only supports card payments. The link is opencollective.com/lemmyzip If you’re enjoying Lemmy.zip or Piefed.zip, please check out the OpenCollective page, we have a selection of one-off or recurring donation options. All funds go directly to hosting the sites and keeping the virtual lights on. Ko-Fi (Card, Paypal) We also have our Ko-Fi page if you’d rather use this site, which also supports Paypal and Card payments. Thank you! We continue to have some really kind and generous donators and I can’t express my thanks enough. You can see all the kind donators in the Thank You thread - you could get your name in there too! (I am a little behind with this sorry but I will update it soon!) Sir, this is a Wendy’s. Nobody wants to see your graphs. Piefed.zip For Piefed, we only store data for 7 days rather than 30 (because historically we had less storage space on the server) so all graphs are 7 days unless otherwise stated. CPU: RAM: Current performance as of right now: Images: Cloudflare (these are all over 30 days): Overview: Requests: Bandwidth: Visitors: Lemmy.zip CPU: RAM: Storage space: Current performance right now: Images: Cloudflare Overview: Requests: Bandwidth: Visitors: OK well that’s it for now - March is an exciting month for me, not just because April fools is at the end but also because, for anyone who was around a year ago, my child turns 1 year old during this month which is absolutely nuts. Time has flown by so quickly (despite the long, long nights and sleep deprivation). We’re also coming up on Lemmy.zip’s third birthday in June (Year one and Year two are both still up!) which is another awesome milestone! Thank you, see you in a month! Demigodrick
Mar 1, 2026
“Unfortunately, this is part of a larger trend we’re seeing in major tech platforms limiting access to abortion info,” EFF’s Lisa Femia told Jezebel. “It’s concerning that Meta is censoring what could be life-saving information about reproductive care.” https://www.jezebel.com/zucks-chatbot-may-flirt-with-minors-but-wont-tell-them-where-to-get-an-abortion
Mar 1, 2026
Breaking News: Trump mourns the deaths of 3 US soldiers after advisers explain to him how many Big Macs could have been purchased with the money that will be used to pay for their funerals.