Mar 1, 2026
Breaking News: Trump mourns the deaths of 3 US soldiers after advisers explain to him how many Big Macs could have been purchased with the money that will be used to pay for their funerals.
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Mar 1, 2026
🦆 Spore stado chyba kaczek, przyleciało na obiad 🧑🍳 (ich obiad, nie mój) Spore powiększenie, bo daleko były #Polesie
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Mar 1, 2026
🦆 Spore stado chyba kaczek, przyleciało na obiad 🧑🍳 (ich obiad, nie mój) Spore powiększenie, bo daleko były #Polesie
Mar 1, 2026
Text a friend just sent me:You really want to fuck things up??Just add foolish people!#OH
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Mar 1, 2026
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Mar 1, 2026
"These drones are basically being pushed as flying cops, but a cop is not allowed to just take a peek in my backyard whenever they want," EFF’s Beryl Lipton told Law360, nor are they “allowed to just be taking notes about what's going on in a private space." https://www.law360.com/articles/2444886
Mar 1, 2026
Why give Twitter $11 a month when you could spend only $1 to support my jokes about how hilariously incompetent Elon Musk? Also, I post pictures of my cats. Elon Musk doesn't post pictures of cats. If anything, Elon kicks cats. I bet it makes him feel like a big man.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
Mar 1, 2026
The FTC’s new policy on age verification "will allow businesses to do more of what they want to do, which is vacuum up young people's information," EFF’s @Adam_D_Schwartz told MediaPost. "It's a threat to privacy to force people to upload this information." https://www.mediapost.com/publications/article/413093/ftc-endorses-age-verification-tech.html
Mar 1, 2026
Nurses can't have fun like this anymore, because of woke.
Mar 1, 2026
San Jose’s proposed ALPR policy changes are “extremely limited reforms that fall far short of what is necessary,” EFF’s Andrew Crocker told Mercury News, and could easily be reversed. “A better solution is to simply turn these cameras off.” https://www.mercurynews.com/2026/02/26/flock-automated-license-plate-readers-police-san-jose/
Mar 1, 2026
Tony Hawk: I'd like to turn myself in for murder.Cop: Are you Tony Hawk?Tony Hawk: Yes.Cop: If you're Tony Hawk where's your skateboard?Tony Hawk, holding up a blood-soaked skateboard: It dug right into his skull. I am a monster.Cop: You look a little old to be Tony Hawk.
Mar 1, 2026
Zachód słońca nad polami z wieczornego rowerowania. Dzisiaj udało mi się zaliczyć 3 wypady na rower 🚴 Sezon jazdy dla frajdy rozpoczęty z przytupem #Polesie #m0biOnBike
Mar 1, 2026
🧱 Polska gminna i powiatowa polbrukiem stoi 😉 Przed sklepem w Starym Brusie #Polesie#m0biPhoto
Mar 1, 2026
🌱 Bazie już mają pierwsze "kotki", znaczy wiosna 😉 #Polesie
Mar 1, 2026
Jemioła już się obudziła na wiosnę, a jej drzewo jeszcze nie #Polesie #StaryBrus
Mar 1, 2026
In recent years, the built-in password managers in browsers and operating systems have come a long way. https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/02/how-pick-your-password-manager
Mar 1, 2026
🚴 Polskie drogi powiatowe #Polesie #m0biOnBike #m0biPhoto
Mar 1, 2026
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Skeleton Abduction Blanket. Skeletons used to roam the Earth, but aliens came and abducted them all. They did this because the bones are their money.https://collabs.shop/casj9w
Mar 1, 2026
Whales are incredible.