May 30, 2026
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Trump Sticker. I'm not sure what "IHDY?" stands for. I assume it means "IHOP Has Dairy Yogurt?"https://collabs.shop/svook6
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May 30, 2026
Whales are incredible.
May 30, 2026
May 30, 2026
RE: https://mastodon.social/@Digi_tien/116657513742376063This sounds like a great session at #PubConf2026 - wish I could be there to contribute!
May 30, 2026
Please boycott apples with me.
May 30, 2026
Stitched to perfection, looking cuter than ever, Privacy Badger now comes on a crewneck! Yours today at the Gold Level or above: https://eff.org/spring
May 30, 2026
This is so beautiful.
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May 30, 2026
@webhat -- Yeah, don't stop the signal.I give permission to everyone to steal my memes and to spread these ideas.Imagine being so lazy and performative that you make such a declaration proudly that you won't share because of hashtags, when you could steal the meme and do what you want with it, without the hashtags?You'd expect someone on a instance that has "tech" in it would know that.
May 30, 2026
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "No Thoughts, Only Vibes" Hat. As a licensed capybara physician, I typically advise against capybaras smoking cigarettes. But this one just looks so darn cool doing it.https://collabs.shop/2kld66
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May 30, 2026
@webhat yeah label brocolli as vegan and carnists everywhere run away screaming
@webhat@infosec.exchange boosted
May 30, 2026
@webhat
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May 30, 2026
@webhat I am surprised you were able to feed this person every single vegan food in one meal. Must have been one hell of a meal. invite me next time ;)
May 30, 2026
Was just told by my child that their friend, who invited themselves to eat at our house, won't eat at our house, because they don't like vegan food
May 30, 2026
That's crazy.
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social boosted
May 30, 2026
Extremely disappointing that this one didn't pan out.
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May 30, 2026
Nurses can't have fun like this anymore, because of woke.
@webhat@infosec.exchange boosted
May 30, 2026
If you are blocked by someone whose opinion I trust, and then complain about being blocked by them, the likelyhood of being blocked by me is 100%
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May 30, 2026
@inquiline I get this reminder from my Union every year in October to request up to 40% back of the dues back from the company
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May 30, 2026
@webhat @jmopp I agree 100%. Truth is, anyone paying attention to your socks either already really likes you in which case it doesn't matter or is kinda weird in which case it doesn't matter. And if you've got mismatched socks and people assume it's a mistake rather than a fashion statement then they already don't respect you.
May 30, 2026
ABC says early renewal for all stations is unprecedented, has no legitimate purpose.