Jun 15, 2026
Low Quality Facts is now the 50th largest account on Mastodon! Forget about shooting for the moon, I'm aiming straight at NASA.
Jun 15, 2026
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Eat The Rich Sticker. Trillionaires have officially been added to the menu, it's a great time to be a foodie.https://collabs.shop/raehsb
Jun 15, 2026
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
Jun 15, 2026
To my Palestinian friends, you are not a burden, you are my siblings. You are constantly in my thoughts 🫂💜
Jun 15, 2026
When for historic reasons isn't a good enough answer (it never is)Why????https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iJlbg0IuSE
Jun 15, 2026
I gave up over eight million followers on Twitter to be on Mastodon full time. Yes, as I'm sure many of you have guessed by now, I am Harrison Ford.
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social boosted
Jun 15, 2026
That makes sense.
Jun 15, 2026
On Friday, Section 702 expired. Show the world you want to keep it that way. https://shopeff.org/products/nsa-t-shirt
@webhat@infosec.exchange boosted
Jun 15, 2026
Question: Can't billionaires just stop using private jets?Answer: Shut up! Use a paper straw!
Jun 15, 2026
Amazing.
Jun 15, 2026
Dana White is giving off heavy "Guy who ate way too many marshmallows and inadvertently summoned and was possessed by a marshmallow demon" vibes.
Jun 14, 2026
My youngest child recently wanted to paint my toenails while I was on a call, they'd asked if it was ok. They painted alternating light pink and baby blue, with dark pink french tipsI tell you this as I was in a business meeting some days later with shorts and slippers, obviously, showing of the awesome artwork on my feet. One of the people I was talking with, round my age, said that their daughter would do the same with him. The other person said his daughter hadn't ever done that for him.When I relayed this back to my child they said: I'll paint his toenails, if his feet aren't too crusty
Jun 14, 2026
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Recycled Silk Panel Curtains. I am begging you to save the planet by using recycled curtains while billionaires waste the equivalent of your lifelong carbon footprint on a single private jet ride to go get artisanal ice cream.https://collabs.shop/a1qv8z
Jun 14, 2026
Wow, I never knew that's what they were for.
Jun 14, 2026
On June 17th we're talking to soatok@furry.engineer and Equilabs founder Luísa Franco Machado about censorship and targeted surveillance facing LGBTQ+ communities. Join us and learn how to push back. https://eff.org/livestream-pride
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social boosted
Jun 14, 2026
That's so scary.
Jun 14, 2026
That's what a commitment to AI will do…Google has walked back on its carbon-neutral promise due to energy-gobbling AIhttps://archive.is/uZtan
Jun 14, 2026
We made a comic about a pawn shop.
Jun 14, 2026
I generally do not like to acknowledge this, but I feel the need to state that this is satire. For the love of God please do not test this one.