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May 17, 2026

At the end the videographer shows he paid in the app, the owner replies: "Why did you make the payment?"India’s Highest Selling Puri & Curry in Hubli - Quality Quantity No Compromise @IndianFoodExplorerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86p_FM5KrK8&t=739@

May 17, 2026

Say no 🚫 to browser cookies 🍪 and show your support for EFF with our new embroidered Privacy Badger Crewneck 🦡 https://eff.org/spring

May 17, 2026

That's crazy.

May 17, 2026

HP printers are programmed to self-destruct if you go 24 hours without purchasing more HP ink cartridges.

🔁 @m0bi@mastodon.com.pl boosted

May 17, 2026

@m0bi ja bardzo lubię ten ;)

May 17, 2026

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Peanut Butter & Jellyfish Sandwich Pin. Just like the ones Mom used to make (my mother is absolutely demented).https://collabs.shop/emothd

May 17, 2026

Online tracking isn't just creepy and unethical. It's dangerous. Thanks to the support of EFF members, we're fighting back: https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/05/online-tracking-isnt-just-unethical-its-dangerous

May 17, 2026

"There was no meaningful time savings in the group of officers that switched to AI...likely because officers spent time verifying and correcting AI-generated reports and were still saddled with data entry that the AI cannot handle." https://www.proofnews.org/can-ai-replace-cops-work/

May 17, 2026

I need to try this.

May 17, 2026

spokojna niedziela #SilentSunday 🚴‍♂️

May 17, 2026

Złamała się nóżka temu osiołku i musi leżec 🚴

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May 17, 2026

@webhat @alice Everyone would be happy to offload dull tasks to automation if the saved time were distributed fairly lol

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May 17, 2026

@m0bi Tak sobie myślę, że w idealnym świecie konkurs muzyczny zrzeszający praktycznie całą Europę byłby okazją do przedstawienia kultury tych krajów, tradycji muzycznych i przede wszystkim języków.A tutaj paneuropejski konkurs muzyczny umoczony politycznie jak frytka w keczupie i większość czy nawet wszyscy śpiewający po angielsku.Ale gdzież nam do idealnego świata.

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May 17, 2026

I keep eating the wrong ones.

May 17, 2026

I watched a video, or read a post about someone doing a m&m fitness experiment. They would open a bag of m&ms and take two. They would then press these two together with force to see which one cracked first. They would then use the winner against a new m&m until the whole bag was empty and they send that m&m back to the company to use as breeding stockM&ms of course sent them a new bag, because of course they didI don't think about this alot, it's in fact the first time I've thought of that in a long time. Stop judging me! 😂

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May 17, 2026

Reese Witherspoon is the greatest method actor of all time.

May 17, 2026

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

May 17, 2026

Hi All, Just a heads up that Piefed.zip has returned! Now that security fixes have been implemented, I feel Piefed is in a safe place to allow people to use again. The original disclosure included a bug that allowed an attacker to send unsigned Create activities and have them processed as legitimate. The additional vulnerabilities allowed anyone with an account to ban any other user, and a couple of other attacks that could lead to an attacker gaining control of an account. While serious, Rimu has fixed these quickly and we’re able to bring Piefed.zip back to life. There will be some time before federation catches back up, please do expect federation delays. Thanks Demigodrick

May 16, 2026

Czytam, że jakiś kraj spoza Europy, z którym Europa pomału zrywa współpracę (bo kraj ten zachowuje się jak bandyta i zbrodniarz), prawie wygrał duży europejski konkurs muzyczny. I że polskie jury dało mu sporo głosów.Na pewno zaprezentowali świetny utwór, bo przecież nie może chodzić o nic innego 🤷‍♂️-- P.S. Ktoś, kto wymyślił taką strategię, jest mało ogarnięty IMO. To wywoła jeszcze większy wqrw u ludzi, prawda? Prawda?

May 16, 2026

Someone complained that my posts are too liberal, so tonight's Low Quality Ad is dedicated to my conservative followers. I think you guys will relate to this bumper sticker.https://collabs.shop/oqtgvl