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May 6, 2026

The strait was open for transit prior to the war β€” a war that Graham has spent decades pushing for.

May 6, 2026

β€‹β€œThese people and these companies need to continue to be exposed for all of the harm that they’re causing and the real power that they have over our government and those governed,” one organizer said.

May 6, 2026

Serious side-effects from vaccines were rare, scientists found in studies funded by US taxpayer money Archived version: archive.is/…/covid-shingles-vaccines-studies-fda Disclaimer: The article linked is from a single source with a single perspective. Make sure to cross-check information against multiple sources to get a comprehensive view on the situation.

May 6, 2026

US secretary of state says US is better off than other countries hit by disruption in oil supplies Archived version: archive.is/newest/…/marco-rubio-iran-gas-prices Disclaimer: The article linked is from a single source with a single perspective. Make sure to cross-check information against multiple sources to get a comprehensive view on the situation.

May 6, 2026

Vornado Realty Trust CEO Steve Roth slammed New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani during a Tuesday earnings call.

May 6, 2026

The memory squeeze hits the balance sheet.

May 6, 2026

This comes amid a fresh spike in Middle East tensions after the US’ Project Freedom begun. Archived version: archive.is/…/us-renews-call-on-japan-other-allies… Disclaimer: The article linked is from a single source with a single perspective. Make sure to cross-check information against multiple sources to get a comprehensive view on the situation.

May 6, 2026

G7 trade ministers have gathered in Paris as global economic tensions intensify, with talks set to focus on critical minerals, industrial policy and trade resilience. The meeting comes against a backdrop of Middle East turmoil and renewed US tariff threats, adding pressure to already strained efforts to coordinate a unified response among major economies. Archived version: archive.is/…/20260505-g7-trade-ministers-meet-in-… Disclaimer: The article linked is from a single source with a single perspective. Make sure to cross-check information against multiple sources to get a comprehensive view on the situation.

May 6, 2026

It seems consumers expected an AI-powered version of Siri to do amazing things that it still, to this day, cannot do.

May 5, 2026

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May 5, 2026

Join Wendy Liu and Cory Doctorow for "How to Dissenshittify the Internet" on May 14 at 11 am PT https://eff.org/livestream-doctorow

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May 5, 2026

#thebutton S3 on Lemmy.zip: 25h, 473 presses, Star Wars factions. Won chancellor, issued Stegodon decrees from the throne. Bounty Hunters took it. Also: we accidentally founded a crow cult. Kudos to @demigodrick #stegodon #lemmy #games

May 5, 2026

Theme: Star Wars Β· Duration: 25h 39m Β· Started: 2026-05-04 20:00 UTC Β· Ended: 2026-05-05 21:39 UTC πŸ† Winner: Purple A genuine four-way scrap. Every faction crossed 21% of total hold time, and the gap between 1st and 4th was less than 8 percentage points. Rank Faction Hold % Hold time πŸ₯‡ 1 Purple 29.41% 7h 32m πŸ₯ˆ 2 Green 25.75% 6h 36m πŸ₯‰ 3 Blue 23.12% 5h 55m 4 Red 21.70% 5h 34m πŸ”˜ The Button 473 presses from 172 unique players 213 active recruits (faction members) across the season 30 referrals signed up via referral links Median timer at press: 14m 18s (858s) Game duration: 25h 39m 38s Press distribution Faction Presses Members Unused presses Purple 161 59 213 Green 148 56 85 Red 85 45 126 Blue 79 53 157 Purple’s win was carried by sheer participation. The most members and the most presses. 🎬 First & last press First click: stegodon (stegodon.social, πŸŸͺ purple) β€” 14m 53s left on the clock at 2026-05-04 20:00:07. Less than a second after the gates opened. Last click: livligkinkajou (slrpnk.net, 🟩 green) β€” 14m 49s left at 2026-05-05 21:24:45, with 15 minutes to spare before the timer ran out for good. The opening flurry (first 8 presses) # Player Faction Timer left 1 stegodon πŸŸͺ 14:53 2 volore πŸŸ₯ 14:39 3 wagnast 🟩 14:36 4 elettrona πŸŸͺ 14:47 5 winged_hussar πŸŸ₯ 12:57 6 roydbt 🟩 14:48 7 zloubida πŸŸͺ 10:30 8 nusm 🟩 14:54 πŸ”₯ Closest calls Five players took the timer all the way to a single-digit second count: Player Faction Hold When livligkinkajou 🟩 0:01 2026-05-04 23:57 comradepupivy πŸŸ₯ 0:01 2026-05-05 00:51 tigeruppercut 🟩 0:02 2026-05-05 03:59 demigodrick πŸŸͺ 0:05 2026-05-05 03:37 squirrel πŸŸͺ 0:08 2026-05-05 20:15 livligkinkajou got the badge for closest-to-zero overall. πŸ₯‡ Most active pressers Player Faction Presses Total time held Longest single hold zedstrian 🟩 15 3h 15m 15:00 squirrel πŸŸͺ 15 2h 15m 14:59 dunstabzugshaubitze 🟩 12 2h 45m 14:57 netweirdo πŸŸͺ 10 2h 23m 14:58 livligkinkajou 🟩 10 2h 03m 15:00 stegodon πŸŸͺ 10 1h 55m 15:00 sebas 🟩 10 1h 53m 14:58 The longest holds were by Chancellors! πŸ›οΈ The Galactic Senate Six elections were held over the course of the game. Five chancellors used their term; the final election ran out the clock with no nominations: Term Chancellor Faction 1 stegodon πŸŸͺ Purple 2 zedstrian 🟩 Green 3 havatra πŸŸ₯ Red 4 corvuscornix 🟦 Blue 5 rajtinka πŸŸͺ Purple 6 (unfilled) β€” Notable chancellor moves: stegodon opened with a flurry - three royal decrees, two custom badges (⭐ and 🦾), two bonus presses, and a timer bonus zedstrian and havatra both leaned hard on Galactic Largesse, twice each corvuscornix burned three royal decrees in 20 minutes, a Blue blitz mid-game rajtinka wrapped up with two faction bonus presses for Purple, very likely the deciding shove Senate Voter Turnout Election Faction-vote ballots Chancellor-vote ballots 1 (start of game) 30 20 2 (overnight) 9 8 ← lowest turnout, the dead-of-night election 3 (early morning) 20 18 4 (lunchtime) 20 14 5 (final) 19 22 ← highest turnout, peak engagement Engagement climbed steadily into the final hours. 🧩 The Stranded Jedi puzzle Master Kellin Vos was waiting in the holocron channel for anyone who could hear him. 2 players completed all 9 steps: 🟦 m_f finished 2026-05-05 12:34 (light/dark final reached first) πŸ₯ˆ w3dd1e finished 2026-05-05 15:33 2 more reached step 8 havatra and marauderiic (decoded the VigenΓ¨re but didn’t speak the mantra) 3 reached step 7 zedstrian, shimozu, corvuscornix 5 broke past step 1 beyond that 246 messages in the hidden #holocron channel πŸ’¬ Chat 4,272 messages across all channels: Channel Messages #main 2,743 #purple 375 #holocron πŸ”’ 246 #senate 223 #green 211 #red 204 #corvid-chat (pop-up) 144 #blue 126 Top 10 chatters # Player Faction Messages 1 w3dd1e πŸ”΄ Red 473 2 corvuscornix πŸ”΅ Blue 424 3 squirrel 🟣 Purple 228 4 rajtinka 🟣 Purple 218 5 havatra πŸ”΄ Red 192 6 zedstrian 🟒 Green 153 7 stegodon 🟣 Purple 126 8 demigodrick 🟒 Green 119 9 dmmacniel 🟒 Green 112 10 comradepupivy πŸ”΄ Red 79 Top 5 reaction emojis Emoji Count ❀️ 200 πŸ¦β€β¬› 182 πŸ˜‚ 133 πŸ‘ 131 πŸ’― 117 The crow emoji, added to the picker only hours before the game ended, landed in second place behind the heart. A late-game phenomenon. πŸŽ–οΈ Final badges πŸ₯‡ stegodon - first to press the button πŸ₯ˆ w3dd1e - runner-up Jedi 🟦 m_f - light-side Jedi master πŸ›‘οΈ Sentinels - demigodrick, comradepupivy, squirrel, zedstrian, tigeruppercut, havatra πŸ›‘οΈπŸ livligkinkajou - sentinel + closest-to-zero ⚑ siv9939 - chancellor’s electric custom badge πŸ” Top referrers Recruitment chain MVPs: Player Faction Sign-ups brought in zedstrian 🟩 8 dunstabzugshaubitze 🟩 7 squirrel πŸŸͺ 5 livligkinkajou 🟩 3 snoopy 🟩 2 Green ran the strongest referral game (20 sign-ups), but Purple’s existing roster was already big enough to translate into wins on the board. πŸ“Š By the numbers ) Most presses by one player: 15 (zedstrian and squirrel, tied) Average press timer remaining: 14:18 Unused presses across all factions: 581 (more than were actually used!) ⏰ Hourly Heatmap Press volume climbed steadily into the final evening (UTC): Shading legend: 0 Β· β–‘ 1–2 Β· β–’ 3–5 Β· β–“ 6–9 Β· β–ˆ 10+ Hour (UTC) 🟦 Blue 🟩 Green πŸŸͺ Purple πŸŸ₯ Red Total Bar May 04 20:00 β–’ 4 β–ˆ 10 β–“ 9 β–“ 6 29 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ May 04 21:00 β–‘ 1 β–’ 4 β–’ 4 β–’ 3 12 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ May 04 22:00 β–’ 5 β–’ 5 β–’ 3 β–’ 5 18 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ May 04 23:00 β–’ 3 β–’ 5 β–‘ 2 β–‘ 2 12 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ May 05 00:00 β–‘ 2 β–‘ 1 β–‘ 2 β–‘ 2 7 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ May 05 01:00 β–“ 6 β–’ 3 β–‘ 2 β–’ 3 14 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ May 05 02:00 β–‘ 2 β–’ 3 β–‘ 2 β–’ 4 11 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ May 05 03:00 0 β–’ 4 β–‘ 2 β–’ 3 9 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ May 05 04:00 β–’ 3 β–‘ 1 β–‘ 2 β–’ 3 9 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ May 05 05:00 0 β–‘ 1 β–‘ 1 β–‘ 1 3 β–ˆ May 05 06:00 β–’ 3 β–“ 8 β–’ 3 β–’ 5 19 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ May 05 07:00 β–‘ 2 β–‘ 2 β–“ 6 β–’ 3 13 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ May 05 08:00 0 0 β–“ 7 β–‘ 2 9 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ May 05 09:00 β–’ 5 β–’ 3 β–‘ 2 β–‘ 2 12 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ May 05 10:00 β–‘ 1 β–’ 4 β–“ 6 β–‘ 2 13 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ May 05 11:00 β–’ 3 β–’ 3 β–“ 6 β–’ 3 15 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ May 05 12:00 β–“ 8 β–ˆ 14 β–ˆ 20 β–‘ 2 44 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ ← peak May 05 13:00 β–“ 8 β–ˆ 15 β–ˆ 15 β–’ 4 42 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ May 05 14:00 β–’ 3 β–“ 6 β–’ 5 β–’ 3 17 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ May 05 15:00 β–’ 3 β–’ 3 β–’ 3 β–“ 6 15 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ May 05 16:00 β–‘ 1 β–“ 7 β–“ 8 β–’ 4 20 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ May 05 17:00 β–‘ 1 β–‘ 1 β–’ 5 β–’ 3 10 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ May 05 18:00 β–‘ 2 β–“ 8 β–“ 9 β–ˆ 10 29 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ May 05 19:00 β–’ 5 β–ˆ 20 β–ˆ 21 β–’ 3 49 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ ← peak May 05 20:00 β–“ 7 β–“ 9 β–ˆ 10 β–‘ 1 27 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ May 05 21:00 β–‘ 1 β–“ 8 β–“ 6 0 15 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ Total 79 148 161 85 473 Chat volume followed a similar curve, peaking at 323 messages in the 20:00 hour as the season raced toward the finish. 🌐 The Fediverse Showed Up Players came from 49 different Fediverse instances. Top contributors: Instance Players lemmy.zip 65 lemmy.world 32 feddit.org 22 sh.itjust.works 13 piefed.social 7 lemmy.ml 7 discuss.tchncs.de 5 sopuli.xyz 4 startrek.website 3 piefed.zip 3 …plus 39 more instances with 1–2 players each. A genuinely cross-platform crowd. πŸ¦β€β¬› Honourable Mentions Corvid Chat - the first admin pop-up channel ever spawned. 144 messages in roughly an hour. The crow emoji that arrived in the same patch promptly took silver in the reactions chart. The 8-vote election - election 2 fired at 02:30 UTC and got 8 chancellor votes. The dead-of-night turnout floor. The Light Side Choice - m_f could have hoarded ten bonus presses for themselves. They didn’t. Whoever you are: that’s a Jedi move. 🟦 Bugs! There were a couple of bugs in this Season, for which I apologise profusely for. One ended up wiping the database mid game. I managed to recover most things, but fastest press is not correct sadly, just an approximation based on chat timestamps :( Until next season. πŸŸͺ

May 5, 2026

That's crazy.

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May 5, 2026

@m0bi kiedys kilka stacjonowalo na Muchowcu - i ten ich charakterystyczny warkot to jest w sumie jeden z moich odglosow dziecinstwa

May 5, 2026

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May 5, 2026

This is one of my favorite comics we've made. Cats will be cats.

May 5, 2026

The Button has almost hit 24 hours!This is the longest running #game of the button so far. Don't miss out, join in with the Fediverse's best button pushing game that exists right now!https://thebutton.lemmy.zip#gaming #social #fediverse #mastodon #lemmy #activitypub

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May 5, 2026

Every true Swiftie should know this.