21 hours ago
@artemis this quote from Chris aka Clickspring, a Horologist, seems relevant."How, and what we choose to make is an expression of our deepest selves. It's the definitive record of who we are at that moment of creation."
21 hours ago
One of the funny / interesting things that I think people like me probably don't talk about openly is that when I had my final ASD assessment, I talked about my inner self a bit, and talked quite openly about how I am inside (because I assumed it's a safe space and OK to discuss). And that although I am a sexual creature, with wants and needs etc., I would never fantasise about anything I consider to be 'wrong', even though I know it's entirely internal and nobody would ever know. So I'm sure I have some kinks (which, sorry, are a little pedestrian), I could never even bring myself to even THINK about stuff sexually that I consider wrong. I literally cannot have an internal fantasy that might break my moral compass of what I consider to be 'ok'. And that's pretty broad, but if something breaches that, it's a huge no-no for me. Is that normal? I feel like it should be for everyone, but appreciate it's probably not. Maybe my barriers are just set different to others. Maybe I'm lucky to just be programmed like that? Like if I were a paedophile or whatever I just would keep it all inside? But I have zero issue with most sexualities or kinks and reckon it's all fine, even if it's not my bag. But the outliers - those that breach societal norms I suppose, I reckon are fine as long as there's consensus and no one is harmed (unless they want, in which case, in most instances, fill your boots). Is that normal? I assume we're all a *little* deviant, but in a way that's nice and safe and consensual? Anyway - these are my musings. The end.
21 hours ago
@TheBreadmonkey I have to admit, it was me Ben.I follow you everywhere, I even look over you when you're sleeping (if your teddy falls out of the bed I tuck him back in your arms).It's not creepy. NEVER THINK THAT!.Happy dreams sweet prince.
21 hours ago
Who would've thought that goatse.cx was preferable to 95% of today's internet(Cartoon by @ZachWeinersmith)
21 hours ago
@webhat @TheBreadmonkey @isocat See, if you shrink the orphans they'd be too short to ride on the exciting attractions at Alton Towers. Double whammy.Why make them suffer more?
21 hours ago
“I don’t want to die now! I’ve still got a headache! I don’t want to go to heaven with a headache, I’d be all cross and wouldn’t enjoy it!”#HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot
21 hours ago
*manages to click on the space between a two-line hyperlink*i am good with computer
21 hours ago
Yesterday was international ADHD day, so today is the earliest possible day ADHDers will realize they missed it.
21 hours ago
Imagine just lying to get what you want. Just imagine. How incredible would that be? Want something? Just make up some stuff. Just weave a fabricated tale of some imagined thing that then allows you passage directly into the life that you want. It's incredible! I wonder sometimes if my ramblings of tall tales of me being the chosen one or whatever falls into the category of lies. Perhaps I'm adept at lying. I must do it all the time! But in the real world if I committed any transgression of any kind, you wouldn't even have to ask me. I'M VERY SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOU BUT I JUST DID THIS THING THAT WASN'T TOTALLY ABOVE BOARD AND I MUST TELL YOU ABOUT IT LOUDLY AND VOCIFEROUSLY. Or.... I was thinking about stealing this item because it seems so very easy for me to do and I will break it down for you in fine detail but I will not steal it because that would be WRONG. Unless you say its ok in which case can I please just have it? It makes life very satisfying in some ways but also probably quite a lot harder. Maybe I should practice lying a bit more. And on an unrelated note...... I am collecting for ORPHANS who need a new tumble dryer. Please can I have a billion pounds. I'm not I'm lying. But look can I just have the money anyway? I don't need it. Please give the money to people who need it. But if you want to give me money - don't give me any money it's fine. I love you. Can I do something for you? X
21 hours ago
@TheBreadmonkey 🎵"The sun will come out, tomorrow (but in the meantime I need to dry these trousers tonight)"🎵
21 hours ago
@TheBreadmonkey The tumble drying needs of orphans is so often overlooked. Food, shelter and parental figures, obvious, but beyond that people just don't think.If the musical Annie had had a number about damp school clothes on a Sunday night the world would probably be a better place now.(For non British people, a tumble drier is what you'd probably call a laundry drier. We just like to add the word tumble because it's weirdly cute and whimsical)
21 hours ago
I DID A RUNIt was very very hot. It was very very good and positive and I feel terrific. You know when you feel good and everything just seems to fall into place.... That's right this is a new me. I am a positive Peter now. That's my whole vibe. Finished my run and felt great. Car wouldn't start. Totally dead. Told everyone not to worry and I'd sort it out. Tried calling a mechanic friend but no response. No matter. I would simply leave the car and walk home and sort it out tomorrow night. But then..... from the only other car for miles around emerges a man. A man with the air of capability and knowledge. He produces a battery starter. Says don't worry about things and that he'll sort it out. Does all the wirey stuff and tells me to turn it over. Starts immediately. He's then gone. Vanishes in a puff of smoke. Did I imagine him? Was it..... an angel? Probably. I've been chosen by the heavens. No big deal. Turns out I'm the chosen one. Just FYI.
21 hours ago
Look, I know you all think this account is funded by the owl industry. But that's not true. That's absurd. I don't think owls even have an industry to promote. On an unrelated note, today's Low Quality Ad is for this cute Stuffed Owl.https://collabs.shop/n7skhh